Attempt the Masquatscha.

MASQUATSCHA!!!

Think you have what it takes to attempt the Masquatscha?

Do ya? Do ya?

As easy as it may seem to the human eye, the Masquatscha is one of the most difficult, precise, and not to mention awkward forms of worship known to mankind.

DO NOT underestimate the power of Masquatscha.

ATTEMPTING THE MASQUATSCHA:

Congratulations, you have proceeded to the attempt of the Masquatscha.

You have continued to read on with out fear, so of course you are ready.

Or, are you?

MATERIALS NEEDED:

• one very flexible back
• one considerably loud voice

INSTRUCTIONS:

• Squat low to the ground
• Stick arms out
• Bounce up and down
• Scream: MASQUATSCHA! MASQUATSCHA!

Congratulations! You have completed this course.

You are now officially a Masquatscha champion!

brought to you in part by 5 year olds Cadence and Hannah.